"Someone tried to convince me that pineapples on a pizza was a good thing and I had to disagree pretty intensely," Thomas said, settling the box carefully on the coffee table and reaching for a container at random.

"Fruit doesn't belong on pizza. Fruit belongs as a fruit and maybe in those yogurt things I've seen at the store," he added, settling back with a container and one of the spoons.

"Sorry it makes you suffer, though," he continued, frowning. "I didn't even think that could happen. I don't know a lot about the sicknesses and stuff here."